- The average person breaks the LAW 21 times a year. Yet ANOTHER way professional athletes are above average human beings.
- You might spend 5 years of your life HUNGOVER. Maybe, IF you're not partying enough.
- Every so often you hear about a classy, dignified LADY who you'd love to settle down with. THIS is not one of those. I'd still take her out for a drink though... IF she was wearing diapers.
- There's a 1 in 5 chance that your parents REGRET giving you your name. Not mine, then again I think growing up they thought they named me "Dumbass".
- Stink bombs can have the same effect as VIAGRA. Farting during the sex though... not so much.
- Watch this guy cut cucumbers with a deck of playing cards.
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