Jubal's News (11/16/12)

• A woman in Canada is UPSET at McDonald's because, while eating there with her family, a patron next to her was having a loud pornographic web chat.  See, that's what happens when you give Ronald an Internet connection.

• The US Postal Service says it LOST almost $16 billion last year.  In other words; my grandma REALLY needs to step her greeting card game up.

• 5-hour Energy has been LINKED to 13 deaths.  That's why I never take that stuff . . . I prefer to get my energy the old fashioned way.  Meth.

• Monday is World TOILET DAY.  People are encouraged to celebrate by watching episodes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians"ˆ.

• A new study says that people tend to SPEND their "grubby" bills while keeping crisp, new ones.  I find this study ridiculous . . . I mean in our economy who has money these days?

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