- Pepsi is now selling a brand of it's soda that claims to BLOCK FAT. And, in response, the meth industry has released a strain that claims to give users a better complexion.
- Mitt Romney is saying his Presidential loss was because Barack Obama gave GIFTS to minority voters. Something that Mitt finds appalling . . . because he NEVER tips the help.
- The guy accusing the voice of Elmo of sexual misconduct has TAKEN BACK his story. He does however stand by his claim that the Swedish Chef once got handsy in a walk in freezer.
- An Indiana who got a Romney/Ryan FACE TATTOO says he doesn't regret it. It's the Obama tattoo he got on his junk that he's a little upset about.
- Victoria's Secret is coming out with a line of LINGERIE based on the book "50 Shades of Gray". Basically it'll be like their regular lingerie, except the cleaning instructions will be written at a third grade level.
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