Jubal's News (11/15/12)

• Pepsi is now selling a brand of it's soda that claims to BLOCK FAT.  And, in response, the meth industry has released a strain that claims to give users a better complexion.

• Mitt Romney is saying his Presidential loss was because Barack Obama gave GIFTS to minority voters.  Something that Mitt finds appalling . . . because he NEVER tips the help.

• The guy accusing the voice of Elmo of sexual misconduct has TAKEN BACK his story.  He does however stand by his claim that the Swedish Chef once got handsy in a walk in freezer.

• An Indiana who got a Romney/Ryan FACE TATTOO says he doesn't regret it.  It's the Obama tattoo he got on his junk that he's a little upset about.

• Victoria's Secret is coming out with a line of LINGERIE based on the book "50 Shades of Gray".  Basically it'll be like their regular lingerie, except the cleaning instructions will be written at a third grade level.

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