Jubal's News (11/14/12)

• A petition campaigning for Texas to SECEDE from the United States has almost 100,000 signatures . . . and that's just from one trailer park there!

• Everyone in America is worried about the US going over a "FISCAL CLIFF" . . . most likely because we got our directions from SIRI.

• Wine experts say that we're experiencing the WORST CHAMPAGNE grape harvest in 50 years.  In other words, rappers are about to have a lot less bottles to pop.

• Scientists have found that your brain actually SHUTS DOWN when you're in love.  Yeah, sometimes it's so bad that people actually say things like "I do."

• A new study suggests that humans are becoming LESS INTELLIGENT . . . the study was done by watching 22 minutes of "The Learning Channel".

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