Jubal's News (11/08/12)

• According to a new study, love at first sight is a REAL THING.  It's true, I experience it every morning when I look in the mirror.

• ANOTHER STORM is hitting the New Jersey area.  Proof that God is angry there won't be any new seasons of "Jersey Shore".

• Barack Obama's victory tweet has become the MOST POPULAR TWEET of all time.  That is, until later today when I tweet a picture of my junk.  Ladies?

• According to Match.com the single BEST DECADE for dating is in your 60's.  'Cause, you know, old people don't use condoms.

• Experts are now classifying biting your nails as a MENTAL DISORDER.  What about biting the ankles of unsuspecting women on the bus?  I'm asking for a friend.

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