- A cosmetic surgery ADDICTED mother is planning on taking her breasts to a size MMM. So when boobs are that big is it pronounced "triple-M" or literally the sound "MMMMM"?
- A Leopard in Nepal is suspected of EATING 15 people. Meanwhile a cougar on a business trip at the Red Lion Hotel bar is suspected of devouring any younger man who buys her a drink.
- A group of blackbirds in England were found dead from ALCOHOL POISONING. That's crazy, I mean even the wildlife in the UK is drunk all the time.
- According to a new poll the number one FANTASY for women is having sex with a stranger. What about just someone who is strange? I'm asking for a friend.
- UFO SIGHTINGS are down 98% since 1988 . . . that's because the aliens finally realized they want nothing to do with us.
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