- A new study shows that one in ten couples argue about WHICH SIDE of the bed to sleep on. Especially if that side is on your mistresses bed.
- A new study shows that men are HAPPIEST at age 37 . . . especially if they've got a sweet red sports car and an 18-year-old girlfriend.
- A Florida woman was arrested for PLEASURING HERSELF in a Starbucks. In her defense though she was just REALLY excited about pumpkin spice latte season.
- A Las Vegas woman was arrested for trying to VOTE TWICE. See kids, that's exactly why I don't vote.
- A Zimbabwe man was arrested for having sex with a woman at a bus stop by USING HIS MIND. If you can get arrested for having sex with women in your mind I should be on death row by now.
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