Jubal's News (11/01/12)

• Experts say that owning a SMART PHONE can add up to two hours of work a day.  This is true, but then again I consider texting random people pictures of my junk, work.

• Today is National MEN MAKE DINNER DAY.  Interesting, is it also National Talk During the Entire Game Day or Hey, I know You're Hungover But Let's Go Shopping at Target Day?

• Scientists are DRILLING into Antarctica's lakes to see if they can find signs of life . . . next up, Kim Kardashian's brain.

• 80,000 pounds of walnuts were STOLEN in California.  Police haven't yet named a suspect, but the sketch looks oddly like a squirrel.

• Due to super storm Sandy, Halloween in New Jersey has been POSTPONED until Monday . . . great, that just gives their governor, Chris Christie, more time to loot everyone's house for candy.

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