- The average person is DRUNK in 76% of their "tagged" Facebook photos. Sweet, finally something I'm ABOVE average in!
- According to a recent poll "A Christmas Story" is our favorite holiday MOVIE. Interesting, I thought it would've been "Debbie Does the North Pole".
- Three 8th grade football coaches had their players BURN their 3rd place trophies. So, in other words they're teaching them to be winners???
- Americans SKIPPED work this year less than any other year in history. Mostly because most Americans don't have a job to go to.
- A woman SWALLOWED her breast implant during pilates. Great, now ALL of my sexual fantasies have come true . . . back to the drawing board.
Jubal -- 12/16/2011