- A man dressed as a cow STEALS 26 gallons of milk from a Walmart, and gets away. I don't want to say Walmart doesn't hire the smartest people on the planet but . . . Walmart doesn't hire the smartest people on the planet.
- ANOTHER reason why you should never touch anything at a TRUCK STOP bathroom. This one was so filthy it created new life forms.
- Wow, I thought the time I spent $500 and then tried to buy another $300 in Nordstrom gift cards to get a lap dance was bad. THIS GUY makes me feel a lot better about myself.
- Did you know LEPROSY still exists? Well it does in the south . . . and it's been traced to handling armadillos. If you don't want body parts falling off, don't touch armadillos. Similarly ,if you don't want your junk falling off, don't handle Kim Kardashian.
- More daughters should be like THIS LADY and buy their fathers prostitutes for Easter. Yes, you read that correctly.
Jubal -- 04/29/2011