- Your name can make you a CEO. Here's the list of top "POWER" NAMES. The only thing my name made me eligible for was grade school beat-downs for my lunch money.
- You think you're feeling bloated today? Well here's a chick who just got a 21-POUND CYST removed. Disgusting! (Or sexy?)
- Women with high powered jobs are just as likely to HAVE AFFAIRS as men . . . quick, somebody introduce me to a high powered woman!
- Men who think their junk is too small might be suffering from what doctors call "SHORT PENIS SYNDROME". Interesting, I've never heard of...OUCH! Oh sorry, I just stepped on mine again.
- A woman is suing after finding out the man she fell in love with on the Internet was really a BORED WOMAN. Wait, what? You can't trust people you meet on the Internet? I better cancel that check I sent to the Prime Minister of Batwanastan.
Jubal -- 04/28/2011