- A cop in Ohio was suspended for dipping his head in a bucket full of URINE to win a $450 bet. $450 for that? This guy could make way more money of some of the fetish websites I visit. Uh, I mean . . . that's disgusting and he should be fired.
- Russia has launched a ROCKET in to space with a fish on board. This SOUNDS like an interesting idea until the year 2022 when we are invaded by an army of angry, alien carp.
- A Seattle-ite convinced Billy Idol to PERFORM at his birthday party. This sounds impressive but remember all he had to do to get Billy Idol there was help him get his shift covered at McDonald's.
- According to a new survey, fewer parents are reading their kids BEDTIME STORIES. That's mostly because, with out education system, fewer parents can read.
- A new study shows the air you BREATHE indoors can actually impair your decision making . . . that's why, the night before every big meeting, I eat Mexican.
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