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Jubal's News (10/22/12)

  • According to cosmetic surgery experts, sleeping without a bra is a major cause of SAGGING BREASTS.  See, that's why I ALWAYS wear my best bra and panties to bed . . . not only is it sexy, it serves a purpose!
  • Smelly toilets at the Berlin airport SICKENED dozens of people the other day.  That's pretty bad, especially when you consider these are people that can stomach David Hasselhoff's music.
  • According to new research, people who lose their VIRGINITY later in life have higher paying jobs . . . and are also WAY better at video games.
  • A new survey shows that more people BELIEVE in space aliens than God.  Isn't this called Scientology?
  • Experts say that OVERSLEEPING is bad for your health.  Unless of course you aren't oversleeping because you're up all night involved in methed-up sex romps, 'cause that could probably be bad too.

 

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