- A new study says that women actually do think EYELINER is attractive on men. What about toenail polish and silky thong underwear? No reason, just wondering.
- The key to office productivity isn't a higher salary. It's actually FREE FOOD. This just in: Khloe Kardashian is the most productive person EVER.
- Um, if you eat enough mole poison it can actually make you BREATHE FIRE! I don't care about the negative affects on my health. I want to breathe fire, so bad.
- Police in Berlin have to break down a door when a woman's LOVE TOY develops a mind of its own.
- HERO OF THE DAY: Meth head arrested after police find him standing in an Oakland Raiders jacket, g-string panties and a scrunchie around his junk. Oh man, if I had a nickel...
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