- According to a new study some moms and dads say that drinking actually IMPROVES their parenting. This study was OBVIOUSLY not done on Dina Lohan.
- A new study shows that Facebook and Twitter are more TEMPTING than sex. And, when I'm home alone checking out that hot chick I'm friends with who constantly posts bikini pics Facebook often LEADS to sex.
- Police at LAX are investigating a TSA agent for allegedly STEALING $100 from a passenger. You can't blame them though . . . getting felt up isn't cheap.
- Mitt Romney said that if he's elected he will be a "PRO-LIFE" President. Well, unless your life consists of being poor, then ew.
- A new report shows that Lance Armstrong not only used performance enhancing drugs but he also PUSHED them on his teammates. This just in: he will now be renaming his charity to the "Lie Strong" foundation.
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