- According to the FDA, HAND SANTIZERS don't work. So rubbing it all over my naughty bits after partying with unsavory women all night ISN'T helping? Back to the drawing board.
- Washington has banned BATH SALTS. Well as long as they aren't banning bubbles and rubber duckies my pre-bedtime ritual will still be the same.
- Warning: NSFW pic. 89% of women think their SPECIAL PARTS are ugly. Well ladies, If you'd like a second opinion I'd be more than happy to take a look for you.
- Here's Time Magazine's list of the 100 Top INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE in the World. Um, why isn't Snooki on this list?
- The Badass of the Week: A disabled grandmother who FOUGHT a mugger off by headbutting him. I'd hate to see what happened if one of her grand kids insulted her cooking.
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