- There's a website called "GASBUDDY.COM" that helps you search for the lowest gas prices in your area. I thought this would be helpful until I typed in my address and it just said "bend over and take it."
- The Cleveland Browns still HAVEN'T WON a game all season. So, just in case you thought living in Cleveland couldn't get any worse . . . stand corrected, big time.
- The Detroit Police Officer Association held a "Enter at Your Own Risk" RALLY urging people not to visit Detroit because it's too dangerous. Well then I guess I'd better cancel that beautiful Detroit vacation I booked, replied nobody in the universe.
- People at MIT have invented a puffy vest that literally gives you a HUG every time you get a Facebook "like." What about a pair of underwear that does the same thing every time that hot girl I stalk uploads a bikini pic? I'm asking for a friend.
- A new study shows that morning people are HAPPIER than night owls. Mostly because they aren't subjected to Jay Leno's monologues.
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