- Experts have found that men like BREASTS because of hormones that go back to nursing. No wonder why every time I see a large breasted woman I make loud suckling noises while yelling "Ma Ma" across the room.
- Cowboys Stadium is going to be opening an in-stadium VICTORIA'S SECRET store. Well I guess we know where Tony Romo will be buying his panties from now on then don't we?
- Apple's CEO has admitted that their new "Maps" program has FLAWS. Maybe, but it's an Apple so getting lost has never felt so cool.
- Europe BEAT America in the Ryder Cup over the weekend. Maybe, but Tiger Woods nailed like 5 of the European team player's nannies . . . so we're even.
- New Jersey voters are in support of a bill that would require people to make their pets wear SEAT BELTS. I agree, Snooki should be buckling up!
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