Jubal's News (09/27/12)

• According to Forbes.com the BMW X5 is one of the WORST CARS you can buy.  It's second behind any car driven by Amanda Bynes.

• A new study shows that bosses feel LESS STRESS than their employees.  Well of course, sexually harassing your assistant can be very therapeutic.  Or so I've heard.

• A group of tech experts have modified a NINTENDO GUN to shoot a high-powered laser that's capable of setting things on fire.  Now if they could just build one capable of getting them laid, they'd be set!

• The NFL referee LOCKOUT is over and the regular officials will be to work on Sunday.  They can't wait to set things right . . . by throwing a game in Green Bay's direction.

• Research shows that the TASTE BUDS of obese children lack sensitivity.  In that case just show them a Ryan Gosseling flick, there's no way they could make it through that without crying.

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