- Tim Tebow says that he'd consider running for OFFICE after his NFL career is over. In other words: sooner, rather than later.
- Apple wants to join iPhones with airport SECURITY. It'll be a new game called "Groping with Friends".
- Scientists say that there's been a setback in creating an OBESITY VACCINE. That setback's name? Jessica Simpson.
- The NHL has CANCELLED their preseason. If this news upsets you . . . congrats on being white.
- American Airlines will be LAYING OFF thousands of employees. The worst part? They've just added a $35 "you just got laid off by American Airlines" fee.
(Image Courtesy: Yeray Hernandez. Creative Commons)