Jubal's News (09/19/12)

• Scientists predict that by the year 2040 75% of cars will be SELF-DRIVING and you won't need a license.  "Can we hurry this process along!"  Replied Amanda Bynes.

• An ancient scrap of papyrus has been discovered that makes REFERENCE to Jesus having a wife.  And yes, apparently even SHE talked too much during the game.

• A new study shows that by 2030 44% of Americans will be OBESE.  Sweet, that means I'll have a 44% better chance of getting laid!

• Mitt Romney's campaign is $11 million IN DEBT.  No big deal, he can pay for that with the spare change in his car.

• Some airlines might start charging FEES for parents who want to sit next to their children.  Why not do it the other way around?  As a matter of fact, I'll pay anything NOT to have their kid on my plane.

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