- Skywriters in San Francisco WROTE the number Pi to 1,000 digits the other day. And, if this news at all excites you . . . congrats on being a virgin!
- A teacher in Florida is being investigated for VIOLATING safety procedures after a student had her hair ripped out by a machine in wood shop class. Did she finish the marijuana pipe she was making though? That's the real question.
- Yahoo will be giving its employees the new IPHONE. That's crazy! I mean that Yahoo still has employees.
- A restaurant at Disneyworld is going to start SELLING beer and wine. That is until Mickey gets too hammered and makes a fool of himself.
- Experts say that work STRESS can cause heart attacks. Well then it's a good thing that nobody has jobs nowadays then huh?
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