- There's a new weight loss CRAZE where, to lose weight, people pig out one day and then starve themselves the next. Well, one thing's for sure, Christina Aguilera's definitely got the first part of this diet down.
- An elderly German man accidentally planted a crop of CANNABIS. Funny, I did the same thing once. I was TRYING to build a school for the less fortunate and I accidentally built a meth lab. That's my story andI'm sticking to it.
- The rest of the NFL KICKS OFF this Sunday! And by Monday that one girl in your office who picked Tom Brady for her fantasy league because "he's cute" will have beaten you.
- Scientists have made a NEW MATERIAL that can stretch up to 20 times its original length without breaking. Wait, I thought we already had this in Bruce Jenner's face?
- Scientists have been able to successfully manipulate the DREAMS of rats. Sweet, so that must mean they've got that whole cancer thing figured out then huh?
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