Jubal's News (08/08/12)

• The Mars rover has sent back its FIRST PICTURES from Mars.  And yes, it's standing in front of a mirror doing duckface.

• A new study shows that chronic "BUTTER FLAVORING" exposure is linked to a chemical process in the brain thought to cause Alzheimer's.  Well that explains why Christina Aguilera is so forgetful.

• Today is "WORLD CAT DAY".  It's the most exciting day for cats other than Jennifer Aniston's birthday.

• Guys are starting to spend less on GROOMING.  Not me though, I still drop a TON of dough at that massage parlor in the strip mall.  Oh wait, that's not considered grooming is it?

• Tropical storm Ernesto has almost reached HURRICANE status.  Yup, all it's going to take is for one more person to tease Ernesto about its name.

(Image Courtesy: Infinity Rain. Creative Commons)