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Jubal's News (07/30/12)

  • According to a new study, DIET is more important than exercise if you want to lose weight.  However if you really want to lose weight there's only one sure-fire way . . . meth.
  • A guy in L.A. was arrested for having prostitutes PARADE through a parking lot for prospective clients.  Interesting, I wonder if Matt Lauer and Al Roker were on hand for this parade too?
  • The inventor of the treadmill has PASSED AWAY at 96-years-old.  No word on the time of death . . . mostly because doctors had a towel draped over the clock so they didn't have to look at it.
  • An Oregon man was arrested for washing his junk in a DRINKING FOUNTAIN.  Wait?  You can get arrested for that?  What about office break room water fountains?  I'm asking for a friend.
  • Experts predict that over 67,000 CELL PHONES will be lost or stolen during this year's Olympics.  And, if there's a God in heaven, one of those will be Lolo Jones's and it will feature nothing but nude pictures.  What?  A kid can dream right?
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