- A man in China had his penis CUT OFF and stolen by thieves. Interesting, we have manhood thieves in America too . . . their called "wives."
- Mitt Romeny is VISITING London. Sources say he really likes it . . . you know, 'cause of all the white people.
- A Dutch Company is planning a one-way mission to MARS and they're looking for astronauts. I'm in! Mars would be awesome, I've always wanted to meet Tom Cruise.
- Goodyear is making tires out of SOYBEANS. They're just like regular tires, except they constantly throw it in your face that they live a healthier lifestyle than you.
- New research shows that sleeping with a nightlight can cause DEPRESSION. Interesting, is "nightlight" another word for "spouse?"
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