Jubal's News (07/24/12)

• A restaurant in New York City is selling a HOT DOG that costs $2,300.  It's laced with truffles, seasoned with saffron and boiled in the tears of the unemployed.

• According to a new study, airlines around the world have made over $22 billion on CHARGES other than ticket price.  And yes, if you have any questions about this survey you'll be charged a $35 "questioning a study about airline fees", fee.

• The Muppets have BOYCOTTED Chic-Fil-A due to their stance on gay marriage.  Meanwhile Bert and Ernie are still pretending their cool with it.

• Utah state wildlife officials are getting reports of a man who looks like a GOAT running around in their mountains.  Interesting, I didn't know that Steve Buscemi enjoyed hiking so much.

• Chad Ochocinco has CHANGED his name back to Chad Johnson so that his new bride doesn't have to have the last name Ochocinco.  He should've changed it to Chad El-Whipped-O

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