- 65% of men now SHAVE their chests. Not me though; but that's mostly because I never went through puberty.
- The Octomom has raised enough money STRIPPING to get off welfare. So if you needed any more proof of why the terrorists hate us, there you go.
- 30-year mortgage rates have hit an ALL TIME LOW. Sweet, now if people only had jobs to be able to take advantage of them, we'd be set!
- 21 people had to be treated for BURNS after walking on hot coals during a Tony Robbins motivational seminar. I think it's a genius idea, just think about how motivated these people are going to be to sue him.
- Due to weather the women's Olympic beach volleyball team might be WEARING long sleeves and leggings over their bikinis . . . and now there's officially no reason what so ever for me to watch the Olympics.
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