- A small town in Alaska has a cat that has been MAYOR for 15-years. Ah, no wonder why Sarah Palin was able to do so well there.
- Hillary Clinton has officially VISITED more countries than any other US Secretary of State. I feel like there's a BIll Clinton cheating joke somewhere in here . . . nope, can't find it.
- Marshawn Lynch was ARRESTED for DUI. Not alcohol though, he ate too many Skittles and got a sugar high.
- A woman in Ohio is panhandling on the side of the freeway to raise money for her BREAST IMPLANTS. How classless, I'd never give her cash. I only give money to girl's with big racks, who grind on me to T-Pain songs in strip club booths.
- The Boy Scouts of America are not letting up on their BAN of homosexuals. It is kind of hypocritical however because they're still teaching little boys that in order to create fire you need to vigorously rub two pieces of wood together.
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