- Researchers have found that waitresses who wear RED LIPSTICK get better tips. The waitresses who receive the most compensation however? The ones who sleep with Tiger Woods.
- Russia is thinking about finally BURYING the body of Vladimir Lennon. It's been on display since 1924. So if you needed another reason to think Russians are creepy, there you go.
- A man in Copenhagen climbed into the TIGER CAGE and was eaten. Something similar happened to me once; I walked into a Red Lion Hotel bar and was mauled by cougars.
- Yahoo has released a list of 13 WAYS to step up your beauty game. However, if you're still going to Yahoo to find things you're probably way too late in the aging process for it to help. Here's the list anyway.
- Health officials in Switzerland have BANNED pizzas topped with snakes, spiders or scorpions. Another reason why America is the best country in the world. I'm pretty sure you can go to any county fair and find all of those animals deep-fried and dipped in sugar.
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