Jubal's News (07/09/12)

• Beach goers in Cape Cod had to be EVACUATED after a 12-foot great white shark was spotted swimming 100 feet off the coastline.  No word yet on what Christina Aguilera was doing in Cape Cod, but I hope she wore sun screen.

• An Austrian man is being accused of STEALING the teeth of two 19th century composers.  He's accused of that AND having one of the best necklaces ever.

• New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie got into a verbal ALTERCATION with a passerby as he was walking on the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore.  Wait, someone acting like a douche on the Jersey Shore?  I refuse to believe it.

• Here's a list of 7 THINGS you should buy and not buy in the month of July.  Are Crocs and Sketcher's Shape Ups on the list?  Because if so, I'm set.

• A new study shows that the iPhone's Siri is WRONG over one-third of the time.  Makes sense, I mean Siri IS a woman right?

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