Jubal's News (07/06/12)

• One of the signs your spouse might be CHEATING on you is if they are overprotective of their cell phone . . . and also if your first name is Sandra and your last name is Bullock.

• Occupy Wall Street protesters THREW $5,000 cash out of a hotel window in downtown Seattle to prove a point.  Their point?  Being able to waste $5,000 on nothing is an awesome feeling . . . they've since joined the wealthy 1%.

• A Boston man PAID OFF his mortgage with 800-pounds of pennies.  Apparently he kept the pennies in a JAH in the back of his CAH and took it to the bank, which wasn't FAH.  No, screw you.

• According to the labor department, fitness training is one of the FASTEST GROWING occupations.  Read all about it in the new issue of "Things that in No Way Affect Christina Aguilera Weekly".

• The FBI is warning users who have VIRUSES on their computers that they could lose Internet access next week.  Great, there goes my sex life.

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