- A three-year-old boy in California wound up in the hospital after EATING some of his grandma's marijuana cookies. Apparently he had a serious case of having the most awesome grandmother ever.
- A party full of people dressed up in animal costumes in New Jersey had to be SHUT DOWN because a couple of the party goers began having sex. The strangest part about this story? It just made me incredibly horny.
- A Tennessee woman was arrested after repeatedly calling 911 to COMPLAIN that her male neighbor had a crush on her husband. So if you needed more proof that people in Tennessee are dumb, there you go.
- Nutritionists in Scotland claim to have INVENTED the world's first nutritionally balanced pizza. Remember though, we're talking about nutritionists in Scotland . . . so there's a good chance they're probably drunk.
- According to a new survey teens PREFER talking to texting . . . and unfortunately so does my girlfriend.
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