Jubal's News (07/02/12)

• Facebook could be testing a "WANT" button to be used on brand and product pages.  Wait, so will I have to stop writing the word "want" in the comments of hot girls' bikini pictures?  Because if so, I don't like this idea.

• A man in India has doctors stumped because he gets a blinding HEADACHE every time he watches porno.  Interesting, normally you go blind from what you do TO yourself while watching porno.

• The "Fifty Shades of Grey" author MAKES $1.34 million a week off of her novel.  See kids, it pays to be a pervert who writes at a 3rd grade level.

• A convention called BRONYCON was held in New Jersey over the weekend for guys who love My LIttle Pony.  It's called BronyCon because it's easier to say than IstilllivewithmymomandhaveneverhadsexCon.

• Officials in Michigan are trying to COMBAT drunk driving by using talking urinal cakes, that say discouraging things to guys while the pee on them.  "Talking urinal cakes" huh?  Interesting, I always that that was called a girlfriend.

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