- William Shatner's pants FELL DOWN while going through airport security. The strangest part of this story, it just made me incredibly horny.
- Barack Obama's healthcare plan was UPHELD this week. This makes me sick, I should probably see a doctor about it.
- A new, $2.4 billion terminal is being BUILT at the Las Vegas airport. It will house international flights as well as all the broken dreams you can handle.
- A California councilman has been charged with accepting BRIBES from medial marijuana dispensaries. Yeah, apparently they gave him all the Taco Bell Dorito Tacos he could handle.
- David Beckham FAILED to make it on to Britain's Olympic soccer team. I'm sure he'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his mattress made entirely of money next to his outrageously hot wife.
VIDEO: Here's a Polish commercial featuring Mike Tyson. That's all I have to say about this.
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