Jubal's News (06/28/12)

• A Tennessee man RETURNED $13,000 he found in a trashcan.  Proving what the rest of America already knows . . . people in Tennessee aren't that smart.

• Paula Deen has LOST 30 pounds.  Yeah, apparently she cut it back to only 3 sticks of butter per day.

• A San Francisco couple bought a $4.2 million mansion, then TORE it down so their $19 million mansion could have a better view.  Oh, and also to say "suck on that, Africa!"

• Japanese scientists have created a robot that is UNBEATEN at rock, paper, scissors.  Is it just me or does this sound like the beginning to a bad Japanese sci-fi film?

• The Women's Tennis Association is looking to ban excessive GRUNTING from all major tournaments.  Fine, fine, I'll stop.  Jeez.

VIDEO: Here's a video of that Japanese rock, paper, scissors robot.  He will soon be destroyed by Mothra.

(Image Courtesy: 401K 2012. Creative Commons)