Jubal's News (06/27/12)

• A group of teenagers THREW a milkshake at a woman, she threw $2,000 back at them. Revenge can be so so... pricey?

• Shaquile O'Neal says that Tim Tebow will help lead the Jets to a Super Bowl CHAMPIONSHIP.  Correction, God will help lead them . . . Tebow will just throw a lot of ridiculously crappy passes with his eyes closed.

• A New Hampshire post office has cut it's HOURS to only 30-minutes per day.  Which is fine because if you're still using a post office, you're really only awake for 15.

• Scientists have found that apes can MEMORIZE up to 10,000 images.  But enough about the Facebook pages of the "Jersey Shore" cast, let's talk science shall we?

• Experts say that the iPhone 4S will be OBSOLETE within 3 months.  Mostly due to Siri's muffin top.

• There's a doctor in Illinois who CHARGES just $5 per visit.  Sure, the practice is in his dingy basement and his cure for everything is a 45-minute naked massage . . . but a deal's a deal right?

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