Jubal's News (06/21/12)

• Sharp has INTRODUCED a 90-inch TV . . . so if you thought Khloe Kardashian looked huge before . . .

• A Chinese farmer caused a huge traffic jam when he HERDED 5,000 ducks through town.  Apparently he didn't expect people to get upset, he thought it'd be a huge QUACK UP!  (RIM-SHOT)  No, screw YOU.

• Casey Anthony wants to turn her personal JOURNALS into a bestseller.  She wants to call it "50 Shades of Guilty".

• Starbucks is going to open TEA SHOPS.  So good news Starbucks fans . . . there's yet ANOTHER place for you to work on your crappy screenplay.

• A gym in Canada has BANNED skinny people.  This of course is opposite of America where there aren't any skinny people to ban.

(Image Courtesy: jane laurance. Creative Commons)