- Sharp has INTRODUCED a 90-inch TV . . . so if you thought Khloe Kardashian looked huge before . . .
- A Chinese farmer caused a huge traffic jam when he HERDED 5,000 ducks through town. Apparently he didn't expect people to get upset, he thought it'd be a huge QUACK UP! (RIM-SHOT) No, screw YOU.
- Casey Anthony wants to turn her personal JOURNALS into a bestseller. She wants to call it "50 Shades of Guilty".
- Starbucks is going to open TEA SHOPS. So good news Starbucks fans . . . there's yet ANOTHER place for you to work on your crappy screenplay.
- A gym in Canada has BANNED skinny people. This of course is opposite of America where there aren't any skinny people to ban.
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