- An Arizona mom was so STONED she accidentally drove off with her 5-week-old on the top of her car. Hey, when you gotta get one of those Taco Bell Dorito Tacos, you gotta get one of those Taco Bell Dorito Tacos. Am I right?
- Shorter University in Georgia is making employees sign a PLEDGE that states they're not gay or they'll be kicked out. Well I guess we know one place that Justin Bieber isn't going to go to school.
- Scientists say that human heads are getting BIGGER. For proof of this simply Google the words, "Kanye" and "West."
- The Badminton World Federation has scrapped a RULE that requires women players to wear skirts. Even more shocking; there's a Badminton World Federation???
- Starbucks has BOUGHT a bread company. So, good news for people who enjoy their carbs with a side of pretentiousness.
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