- A newspaper reporter in Houston is SUING for being fired after they found out she was stripping on the side. That's crazy! I mean who knew America still had newspapers?
- A British woman has been convicted of ENSLAVING her kids after a psychic told her to do so. Well technically the psychic just said "I see that you'll be going to jail very soon" and the lady just ran with it.
- The U.S. postal service has lost more than $3 BILLION in the first quarter of the year. Well, looks like it's time to step it up grandma!
- An 18-month-old baby was found on the TSA's "NO-FLY" list. And, if you've ever been on an airplane with a baby I'm sure you can agree that this is the most heroic thing our country has ever done!
- Mitt Romney has apologized for the pranks and BULLYING that he participated in, in high school. Well, except bullying the poor kids . . . 'cause we all know they deserved it.
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