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Jubal's News (05/09/12)

  • A new study says that OVER-SHARING on Facebook may be as satisfying as having sex.  Especially when that over-sharing comes in the form of the scantily clad "summer fun" bikini photo albums that I peruse when I'm all by myself.
  • 66% of the population says that they suffer from NOMOPHOBIA, the fear of being without your phone.  Well of course.  Without my phone I won't be able to raise my Farmville crops which would mean I wouldn't be able to feed my family in Second Life and I might get killed in a Mafia War!  Uh, I mean, I might miss an important business call.
  • The New Jersey tanning mom has inspired an ACTION FIGURE.  Wait, I thought this already happened a while ago?  The doll's name is Snooki right?
  • Disney's profits have JUMPED 21% despite the "John Carter" flop.  You think that's good, just wait until the Mickey/Pluto sex tape drops!
  • A new study shows that men are becoming more VAIN than ever.  This is ridiculous, no we . . . wait, what were we talking about again?  I was thinking about how good my hair looked today.

VIDEO: Watch this couple get worked by a baseball. Crotch hit, check.  Mouth hit, check.

(Image Courtesy: slworking2. Creative Commons)



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