- A Chicago woman was arrested for coming home drunk and BITING her dog. In her defense though someone put ketchup and mustard on it and who can pass up a dog slathered in condiments when they're drunk?
- Newt Gingrich has ENDED his Presidential campaign. Sources say he can't wait to get back to his busy schedule of being a rich, white guy.
- A treasure hunter claims to know the LOCATION of Osama Bin Laden's body. More importantly, as a grown man you can call yourself a treasure hunter?! Sweet! This just in, I've officially changed my occupation to "Super Ninja Master Supreme."
- President Obama says that killing Osama Bin Laden was the "most IMPORTANT single day" of his Presidency. Interesting, I thought it would have been meeting the Black Eyed Peas. To each his own I guess.
- The number of stay-at-home dads is on the RISE. Not because they want to spend time with their kids, but because Judge Judy is just that damn good.
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