- According to a new study, BEER makes men more creative. For example it can make us see an incredibly ugly woman and imagine that she's a supermodel.
- Police in Philadelphia arrested a guy with 89 bags of DRUGS tied to his junk. Cops won't say if searching him was difficult; but they did say it was hard! (RIM-SHOT)
- Barack Obama has called for an investigation into allegations that the secret service purchased PROSTITUTES while in Columbia. This is opposed to other Presidents, like Bill Clinton, who would just want to know why he wasn't a part of the action.
- Tim Tebow was BOOED at Yankee Stadium. This just in: God is no longer a Yankees fan.
- A female car thief in Florida was ARRESTED after she stopped on the side of the road to take a poop. The weirdest part of this story? It just made me incredibly horny.
VIDEO: If there's a cat video on the Internet chances are I've seen it. Here's today's: a cat with a dog servant. I really don't know why I like these videos so much, and yes, I'm a tad ashamed.
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