- Burger King has INTRODUCED the "Bacon Sundae". So if you're keeping score it's: America - 0, Diabetes - 4,782.
- An Australian man walked across the country in a STORMTROOPER suit for charity. The charity I'm assuming was the "Why Won't Chicks Talk to Me Foundation."
- Scientists at Yale have discovered a FUNGUS that eats plastic. Uh oh, better be careful Bruce Jenner.
- Apple is fighting back against the U.S. Justice Department, who is SUING them for fixing eBook prices. In other words, Apple is sending them a big iEffyou.
- Less men are getting college degrees, getting married or getting JOBS. But in all fairness who can blame us when there are so many awesome X-Box games out there?
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