- Researchers have found that alcohol actually SHARPENS the mind during trivia contests. In other words; David Hasselhoff would kill it on Jeopardy.
- A cow nicknamed "Moo-Dini" ESCAPED a slaughterhouse, swam across a river and ran through city streets before being picked up by animal control. In a related story; "Moo-Dini's" brother tasted delicious the other night.
- Some political experts are worried that Barack Obama is TOO THIN. To read more about this story simply subscribe to "Things that in No Way Pertain to Christina Aguilera Weekly".
- Men are starting to get Brazilian WAXES. For proof; just ask . . . I'll hop up on this table, whip my legs behind my head and show it to you.
- A new study reveals that men are four times more successful than women at WEIGHT LOSS if that weight loss program involves a bet . . . or if you're competing against Kelly Clarkson.
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