Jubal's News (04/04/12)

• A pastor in Ohio has had a STRIPPER POLE installed in his church.  In other words; God IS starting to answer my prayers!

• Experts are trying to figure out why Al-Qaieda WEBSITES have gone silent for over a week.  I'm guessing that like the rest of us; they're just waiting to see what's going on with this Kris Humphries/Kim Kardashian divorce.

• Baseball season has officially BEGUN!  And yes the Mariners are already mathematically eliminated from winning a championship.

• The Master's start TOMORROW and Tiger Woods says that his game is improving.  For example, this week he hooked up with waitresses at Applebee's, The Olive Garden, Old Country Buffet AND TGI Friday's!

• The Baylor women's basketball team won the NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP becoming the first team to go 40-0.  But enough about that, let's talk some sports huh?

VIDEO: Here's two birds having a conversation.

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