- More than 70% of Americans would RATHER do their taxes or go to the dentist than go swimsuit shopping. Not me though, but that's only because I look GREAT in a thong bikini.
- Jeremy Lin has been SIDELINED with a major injury. Yup, apparently he strained his over exposer muscle.
- A renowned long-distance runner's BODY was found near a national forest in New Mexico over the weekend. In all fairness though, if you're in New Mexico, are you really living?
- Police in Florida ARRESTED a mail carrier for using her route as a marijuana delivery service. Well you know what they say, "neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow . . . except Funyons, we'll stop delivering for a little while if you've got Funyons."
- Starbucks uses crushed bugs to give their strawberry Frappuccino it's PINK COLOR. However, if you're drinking a strawberry Frappuccino and calling it your "morning coffee", you kind of deserve it.
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