- A new study shows that SITTING too much can double your risk of dying. Quick, somebody get the Kardashians a new couch!
- Giant rats have INVADED the Florida Keys. Really? I didn't know "MTV" decided to film the next season of "Jersey Shore" there.
- The Mega Millions JACKPOT is a record $500 million! If I win, I'll open a homeless shelter . . . and then evict everybody . . . because I'll be just THAT rich.
- A Kentucky fan has offered up his wife in EXCHANGE for Final Four tickets. Interesting; I feel like most men would auction their wife for an evening of peace and quiet.
- Cops in Maryland PULLED OVER a speeding Lamborghini being driven by a guy in a Batman suit. Ugh, when are the police finally going to realize that he's on their side!
- A woman blamed a car crash on her VIBRATING panties....
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