- A new study shows that the bigger BRAIN you have, the more friendships you can handle. In other words; Jessica Simpson has absolutely no friends.
- Mattel is going to release a "Hunger Games" BARBIE DOLL. And strangely enough, it's going to look like Christina Aguilera.
- Tim Tebow used the word "EXCITED" over 50 times in his press conference for the New York Jets yesterday. Whatever, that's nothing, God used it over 200 times.
- "Angry Birds: Space" sold 10 million DOWNLOADS in just three days. In other words look to the left, then look to the right, you now know exactly what those two people are doing while on the toilet.
- According to a new survey, the cost of BEEF is soaring. Tell me about it; that beefcake of a male escort I hired the other night totally overcharged me. Wait, did I SAY that or did I THINK that?
VIDEO: Here's a kid falling asleep while skiing. This actually looks like me trying to stand up on a typical Friday night.
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